Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
"he’s the murderer" the cop on tv says
"no it isn’t," i say, "we’ve still got twenty minutes left"
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
3) three fears; being forgotten, heights (kind of), and i guess spiders or something.
5) 4 turn ons; well there’s that whole neck kissing/biting that works (or kissing/biting/scratching anywhere really), tattoos are nice, tattoos are cool, did i mention tattoos?
31) How i feel right now; I’m pretty tired and stuff
59) Do i have any strange phobias? No, not really.
76) What do i think Satan’s last name is? Moriarty because why not?
79) What would i want to be written on my tombstone? 404 living person not found.
80) What is my favorite word? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
82) If the whole world were listening to me, what would i say? Get a life and quite gaining entertainment from my boredom you twats.
134) What do i want for my birthday? Idk, some money would be nice i guess i mean shit, it’s 8 months away.
I CANT BREATHE
Fav thing ever
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
somebody send me bhole pics